PLEASE STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!

This morning was FREEZING COLD!! I told my friend Luna that it was very cold and my homeroom teacher said we would need snowsuits by the time Halloween comes. Luna said that because of global warming, the Earth is experiencing extreme tempuratures in the winter and summer. I'm not going to give yoou en entire page full of big words and confusion. All I am asking is that you help make a difference for the entire Earth. Who knows? You might even appear on Disney channel and meet all kinds of celebrities like Olivia when she earned over150,000 dollars painting Nature. If you think this is too much wok to not take a car or dump things in the ocean, at least pick up your trash. If you do this, you will be making me happy, the world happy, and the Mother Earth happy. The Earth has done a lot of things for you and you only need to do one thing in return! Pretty Simple!

A Nature Poem I Wrote (BY MYSELF!!)

                                                  The Breath Of Nature 

When I look out the window and dream of a life
Nothing can be ever so precise
The tangy, refreshing, beautifull salt of the sea
Or the wonderful feeling of a lazy breeze
Birds sings
The trees sway
And that is what makes a beautiful day

I hope you all enjoyed the poem and to those "special people" that think I copied someone else's idea, look it up on Google!!! All rights belong to me!

My School Resolutions For 7th Grade

Hey, bloggers! It is Abigail and I am here to share the things I pledge to do this school year. In 6th grade, I was not someone you would call "a star student". So these are the things I will TRY to do:

I promise to do all my homework no matter how much it is.
I promise to win every contest fair and square
I promise to respect all teachers
and the most important one

I PROMISE TO KEEP MY TEMPER UNDER CONTROL!!!

All this typing is making me tired. I'm gonna take a nap. Bye Bye!

Fun Things To Do When Home Alone

You are at home by yourself and you want something to  do? Read on, humans!

1.Make a stink bomb and throw it in your neighbor's backyard.
2.Go on YouTube ad type in "try to watch this without laughing" and click on any video.
3.Go for a walk. Don't forget your house keys!
4.Jump on your bed. If your bed is already jacked up, jump on your parent's bed or on the couch!
5.Watch music videos.
6.Cook. Don't burn down your house!
7.Rip up paper and throw the trash on your neighbor's lawn.
8.Take a long shower and sing your favorite song out loud!!

Bye. Here is a cool photo for you.

My Cousins Will Do It Differently

My Jamaican cousins are not normal. Whatever normal kids do, they do it the total opposite. For example:

Eat spaghetti  by twirling the fork
My cousins will use two of those clamping thingys used for barbeques and pick it up and place it in their mouths.
Sleep in a bed with a pillow and cover
My cousins will sleep in the dog bed using the dog as their cover (i have a german shepard and a golden retreiver)
Brush your teeth with toothbrush and toothpaste
They use their dutty fingers and baking soda
Play video games
They shoot paintballs at the sky and see where it lands

Bye Bye

How To Get Amazingly Soft Skin (FOR GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I can't count the number of times I hugged one of my friends or family without them asking "How do you get such soft skin?" I can even time when the question is coming. So I am sharing all of my secrets to the public (or a small group of kids). Enjoy!!!

SKIN

1. Add sugar in your shower. One of the ways I acheive soft skin is massaging sugar and olive oil  unto my skin in circular motions, followed by a thick moisturizer. Sugar help sluff off dead skin cells and olive oil adds softness.

2.Baby oil wasn't made for only babies. Although everyone knows that oil and water does not mix, I massage baby oil all over my body. When I am done with that, I add a second coating to get all the moisture.

3.Squeeze the crap out of your moisturizing bottle. I always pat myself dry until I am damp. I either moisturizer or baby oil. Sometimes both! Then after that, apply a second coating.

4. Apply body mist.

You will be smelling better than a newborn baby!

Enjoy!

What I Decided To Do As A Living

For the past couple of weeks I have been asking my mom to allow me to get an after school job. I have went through multiple choices such as babysitting, dog walker, tutor, and poem maker. Babysitting requires CPR certification so i scratch that. I am not dominant enough to handle a German Shepard,(!!!!) so I scratch that. I am falling in school so no tutor material. However, I am the bomb at making touching poems. So I am selling all kinds of poems for only 3 dollars each!!! I am going to get some root beer. Bye!

My Favorite Things To Do When I'm Bored

ABBEY IS HERE!!!! Today I will talk about my fave things to do when I'm bored:

Chastise my cat.
Shoot darts at my neighbors house
Make prank phone calls (I block my number)
Play handball
Text my friends
Read a book
Listen to music
Go by the daycare center
Watch "Try to watch this without laughing" YouTube videos
Throw water balloons at my neighbors car

I enjoy all of these things!!! Peace out!!

How To Make A Uniform From Drab To Fab

My school has a dress code. Each academy has their own dress code. Since I'm in Ocean, I have to wear a blue shirt. Here are some ways you can make a uniform fab.

1.Start at the bottom. Choose your footwear. You can wear sneakers or boots. If you are going for sneakers try Converse,Puma,Baby Phat (They weren't made only for the jeans, ya know?),etc. If you are going for boots, you can try knee highs,ankle boots,stilleto boots,andclog boots(those boots that have high heels without the long heels.

2.Next comes your pants. You can choose from skinny jeans,flared pants (the pants that look like angel sleeves at the bottom),camo pants, or any or thing you want.

3.After that is the shirt.Like me you can wear your shirt open (make sure you have an undershirt!!!!) and add another kind of shirt. You can wear something bright or dark (I prefer dark because I do not want to look like a sun) underneath. You can also wear a vintage buckle by your rib cage.

4.Next is the fun part. JEWLERY!!!! You can wear a nice locket around your neck or a chain. You can also add bangles (i prefer silver) on your wrists.Next comes earrings. You can wear hoop earrings, dangly earrings or studs.

5.Glam up with a super cute backpack. You can wear a messanger bag, a tote bag, or a normal backpack. Add stickers and sayings with paint on your backpack. You will enjoy letting your creativity shine.

6.Now the most important step: SMILE!!! You now have an outfit you are proud of!!!  L8R!!

How To Make A Vanilla Perfume

This afternoon on the school bus, my friends and I were talking about perfume (we were bored) and my friend said that her mom uses a perfume that makes models envy. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
vanilla essence
water
small bottle
small bowl
plate

Step 1:Mix the vanilla essence and the water thoroughly in a small bowl.
Step 2: Place a plate over it and keep overnight
Step 3: Take out perfume and pour in bottle.

You now have a fragrance that will last a whole month!!! Abbey's out.

Things I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey. It Abigail!!! OK, I have a lot of things that I love so here they are:

MUSIC!!!!! I love music. I even listen to music in my sleep,in my shower,during homework,etc. My fave genre of music is Hip Hop and R&B.

Lobster:  I ADORE lobster! I love to eat it whenever I'm going out. I go to this really expensive (whoever is with me pays. No money = no happiness) diner. The waaiter never has to give me a menu. I just say "The regular."
 
Romance Novels: My mom never allows me to read those because she thinks I'm not ready to read them. I read them anyway and I am all over that book. My faves are "Rainbow's End" by Irene Hannon and "A McKaslin Homecoming" by Jillian Hart.

So that is pretty much all of it! Night-Night!!

Major Earthquake May Hit NYC!!!!

This morning, I woke up and went through my daily morning routine. But when I went downstairs to get my daily newspaper, the head lines said:

Quake In NYC?
Scientists: We are overdue for big shake

All my life, I have never experienced an earthquake, tornado, tsunami, or a hurricane. All we can do now is pray to God for protection. God Bless.

All About Weather

It is  really hot day in the morning. But when you come home, it is freezing cold. This is caused by cold and warm fronts.

What My Average Life Is Like

I have an abnormal life. First, I got to school (normal),get yelled at (normal),then I come home to be greeted by a hungry cat, a dog that needs to "water the plants", and my parents having a fight over wrestling show or ballet. Then while I try to read a book, my neighbor crows on top of a roof (TRUE!!!!) wearing a shirt and boxers. I feel sorry for his wife. Last, when I try to sleep, I keep dreaming of red birds. So..... my life is NOT normal. Adios!!!

I Am Grossed Out!!!!!!!!

I am grossed out to my hair roots! I just saw the pictures of Emmet Till's dead body and I SHRIEKED!!!!! It was so gross I cant even describe it. Just please do not search for the body. You WILL have nightmares.

If You Are...

If you are lost
I will be your guide
If you are sick
I will be your medicine
If you are sad
I will be your happiness
If you are rain
I will be your sun
If you are faithful
I will be yours forever

How I Amused Myself While Babysitting

Hey. I am babysitting right now. Babysitting can be very dull and hard, especially triplets. This is how I amused myself while babysitting: I took a bottle of Gerber and pretended to eat it. The triplets were mad as hell. They started to make a tower to get it away from me. One baby lie flat on the crib while the other stood on top of him. These babies had mad strong backs! Then the other one stood on the baby's shoulder and started to try and grab the Gerber from me. It was funny because the baby on the bottom sneezed and the tower fell like a burning building. So I kept doing that until the parents got home. She was laughing to see her three babies lieing on top of each other. I cracked up while I was leaving. Now I get paid double for cleaning the house too.

Words That Describe My Dad

Yo, It's Abbey here. I was having such a pleasent Saturday when my dad wakes up. He gets mad at me for every little thing. He yelled at me for warming a towel in the microwave! So here is a list that describes my dad:

Obnoxius
Overproctective
A pushover (that means that he has low self essteem)
Mean
Crazy
Fat
Ugly
Bully
Scary
Bad influence for kids

That is it. Here is his face in my eyes:

5 Little Pussy Cats

5 little pussy cats playing by the door
One ran inside
And then there were four

Four little pussy cats underneath a tree
One heard a dog bark
Then there were three

Three little pussy cats thinking what to do
One saw a bird
Then there were two

Two little pussy cats sitting in the sun
One ran to catch his tail
Then there was one

One little pussy cat looking for some fun
He saw a butterfly
Then there were none

Missing You

When friends are forced to be apart from each other for whatever length of time
It will be a difficult period for the two of them
They will be forced to go through their normal routines
Apart from each other
Each one will miss
The qualities the other contributed to the friendship
There is a saying that says
"Absence make the heart grow fonder"
This may be an oppurtunity
For them to realize
How important each one is to the other life
They will miss each other

And long for when the can be together again

Goodbye: A Sad Friend Poem

The hardest part of any friendship is when it is time to say goodbye
As much as we would like things to stay the same
Change is an inevitable part of life
The universe may seem huge
And the rift of of friends on the oppisite side may seem a great distance
There are many tools availibe in which we can communicate
But even without these tools
There is a secret only real friends know
And it is this
All the mountains and valleys in the world
Cannot seperate friends whose heart is one


This poem was dedicated to my friend Kalia who I hardly ever see

And my friend Luna who might be moving

A Poem I Made

I  like to express my feelings for people in different ways. Today, I will show my feelings for my friends in a poem form:

You had been there for me through thick and thin
You had been there for me when I was was teased
You had been there for me when I cried
If I were to lose  you for my life, I would not be able to live at all
You are the reason I have faith in myself
You are the reason I believe in hope

Thank you for being a good friend

The Truth About Coffee And The Effects On Teens

Every time I go to school, it is very rare to see my math or humanities teacher without a Dunkin Donuts coffee,Coolata,or any beverage from Dunkin Donuts. I am in junior high,where almost everyone LIKES coffee. My friend says that coffee(even decaf) can make you have a heart attack,turn your internal organs black,or have a heart attack. My friend is like the only girl in school that protests against coffee.I looked it up to prove my point that coffee is not bad for you. I was right and wrong. I was right because they said that if you drink more than 8 onces of coffee it is bad. I only drink one cup in the morning.But I was wrong because coffee actually is a drug is you have too much of it. From now on, I'm watching my calories.That picture above, that was my face when I heard the bad part of coffee!

How My New Year's Day Felt (in poem form)

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No semse of smell
I look like hell
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years has come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

THE FUNNIEST CAT POEM EVER

Oh human, my human, I love you so much!
You give me my catnip, my toys and such
You lend me your lap and brush me each day
You lie on the floor, with me you play
You keep my bowl brimming with nice yummy food
And fill my heart with such gratitude
So to show you all that you do,
I'll barf up a furball right in your shoe!

BOYS, JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!!!!!

When I was ten years old, I was dating this guy named Jacob. My friend (not saying names) went totally cukoo when I told her what he looks like. We broke up 2 months later. But he sent me an email saying he still got "feelings" for me. He was moving so I wanted to say goodbye to him. When I meet him, he is making out with this girl that shaved her head into a mohawk and had 5 inch eyelashes. Talk about tacky. When he saw me he tried to explain but I got kicked in a place that will remain unnmaed. He called me (I got to change my number!) and tried to explain but I hung up. He stalked me home, got slapped. Followed me to school,got kicked, Follow me on twitter, I call cops..... Too bad because he was underage and had a lawyer. So..... Peace!

My Funny Result

I just took a "Do I Have An Anger Problem?" quiz and this is what the result said: "You are too happy. So happy that it pisses me off.I could feel the happiness through the computer.I want to strangle you right now! Wait... do you even know what anger is????" That was my EXACT result. I should know because this is a new tab. Bye,Peace,Deuces,Adios,Arravua,TTYL(the list is endless)

About My Anger Temperment

I am an eleven year old girl. I know I look like I'm nice,sweet and huggable but trust me, if you ask my friends about my anger temperament, it will blow you away. I once got o mad that I cooked a sausage. I know it sounds crazy but I have. My baby cousin was "testing" my anger with her bread,sausage,cheese, and whatever was around her. She thought of my anger as her personal stove. Do I look like I have numbers around my face, or a pot on my head with rice?.... didn't think so. I was mad at this boy this morning because he told the teacher that I printed out my break homework. She failed for the third quarter. I broke a pen (is not hard is you have rasta in blood),door,table, and other hard things. I felt sorry for my friend because she was the one closest to me and I had to let out my anger on her(sad I know). So for your sake, DO NOT GET ME MAD!!!! Bye!

How I Started My Sunday Morning

My mom is what I call Godzilla.This morning my mom,dad and I were all getting ready for church. My hair is ALWAYS in a ponytail, so I decided to do pigtails. When my mom looked at me, she looked at me as if I were Micheal Jackson's child. She said "You look like a punk rooster." I went to my dad and asked him "Daddy? Do I look like a punk rooster? He said "What did your mother say?" She said I looked like a punk rooster." "Then you look like a punk rooster." As I was walking away I said "You have low self-esteem." So he said "What did you say?" I turned around and said "I said you looked like a punk rooster." This time with attitude. He took off his belt and said "Don't say that to me." I said "Too late." Then my mom took off her shoe and said "Don't make me beat you." I said "Listen Violet. Don't trip on me. I know you just turned 37 but you don't have to act like an angry a** woman." So I picked up the cat and said "Beat me, and this cat goes straight toward your wrinkly, saggy face." She said "Go to your room." I said "no" So she hit me with the shoe on my face. So as promised, I threw the cat. Now we are both bloody. If you get me mad, you should have just told me you wanted to be killed. Bye!

Why I'm Not Happy No More

AYO!! It's Abbey. I will be real quick because my mom needs the desktop. I am sad because it looks like my job means that I stay outside with my dog for an hour in the cold. I am so unluckt to have this dog.

Tyra And Her ACTUAL Hair

I was at my mom's workplace this evening when I saw that The Tyra Show was on. I used to watch Tyra but I did not like her because she kept on asking personal questions. But I wanted to watch her this time because she said that she was going to show her real hair. When I saw her actual hair, I was shocked. Take two unsharpened pencils. Break one in half. Now put the half one and the other full one. That is how short her hair looked on camera. If I was to ask her about her hair, my first question would be "How are you able to wash that short hair of yours?" Not only will she be embarrassed, she would also know how all those other people felt when she was asking them personal info on their life. This blog is getting too long. Bye

Why I'm So Happy

Eeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very happy. I have my first job and im only eleven year old. It is a dog walking job. My parents gave me the job. I will get paid $3.00 an hour. I know it is not the best profit, but if I get paid 3.00 a day and there is 7 days in a week, I will have $21.00 each week. Good enough for me!

Reasons Why Schools Should NOT Have Dress Codes

In the past 3-4 years in my life, I have gotten tired of hearing "Why aren't you in your uniform?" My answer always "Because they are cheap,ugly,and does not allow us to express our creativity." Here are a few reasons why I go against school dress codes. 1.They do not allow you to express what you have inside. 2.Sometimes, school uniforms do not come in your size. 3.They look too "stuck up". 4.You can sometimes save money on regular clothes than school clothes. PEACE OUT!!!                                                                                                

The Dog NOT To Get

My dog is a monster. He only protects my mom. But me he just leaves alone. We got him from my aunt but now I want to take him back. He bit me on my thumb and my leg. So never get a mixed poodle. They are mean. No matter how sweet they look, they use that to trick you. You can get any other kind of dog except for a mixed poodle and a pitbull. I think the best dog to get is a pomerian, labrador, german shepard or any other kind. Do not get a mixed poodle!!!!!! He is a stupid mutt!!!!!!!!!

Why All Schools Are One

My school is divided into three academies: Tech, Law, and Ocean. The reason why most schools are joined in ONE academy is to prevent bickering. Everyone is saying that Tech is better. Law is saying their better and Ocean is doing the same thing. Today there was a fight about academies. It was Tech and Ocean fighting. Law was just yelling. So if someone walks up to you and ask which academy is better, just look at their shirt. Ocean= blue, Tech= white, and Law= yellow. Do not get invloved!

What The 269 Bus Is Like

I take a school bus to and from school. But it can get CRAZY. I like the morning bus ride since our bus driver does not give a s*** what we doing. We can be smoking and drinking and he will still be driving. In the morning, everyone is- cookoo. The only reason why we jump up on the seats, make noise and act like mad people is to get our energy up. But in the afternoon, our bus driver is like a German Shepard, he can sniff you if you do something bad. But on our minds, we don't give two s*** about what he thinks. It is middle school. GET CRAZY!!!

What My Life Is Like

Hey. It's me. Let me tell you a piece of my life. I am Jamaican born 6/22/99 . The rest of mt family is from Jamaica too. I have some really uptight parents (don't tell them I said that) that never lets me have my own way. I have to ask them permission for EVERYTHING! What to wear, where to go, who to hang out with, who I can call, and what to do. I am trapped in a cage. I need some fresh air to flutter my wings and soar the skies. You people reading this is lucky. BYE!

NEW FEATURES TO COME!!

I am sure that you guys recognized that I put up some new stuff like the play list on the right hand side. Or the game Pinball I put up. But this is just  a beginning. I will put up so many features it will blow your mind!! So tune in daily to see if I put up any features.

Stumped Toe Healed!! (kinda)

OK. My foot has been hurting since 5:30am. It is now 7:26pm and I can finally walk on it. Now all I have to do is make sure the bump goes away. If it doesn't I will have to make sure I tell my mother that it still hurts. Bye!!!

Why I Will Do My Homework At Home

From now on, I will be doing my homework at home in the afternoon. This morning, I woke up mad early to do my homework because if my parents caught me, i will be in for a lecture similar to the "I Have A Dream" speech. When I heard someone coming, I ran so fast that I stumped my pinkie toe. It was 5:30 then. Now it is 2:21pm and it still hurts. I am doing my homework from now on!

Reasons why I do not like school

First, the teachers are so mean. They will yell at you if you even look out the window. My teacher yelled at us for looking at snow. Second, school is too much work.First you do math problems. Next class is ELA problems and so forth...  Third, you are really tired. So tired you are tempted to go to sleep, which I did hundred of thousands of times since second grade. Fourth, too many rules. No eating, no drinking, no running in hallways, no hoods, no cell phones... STOP THE MADNESS!!!!! We are only children! And lastly, problems can give you a headache. Trust me on this. I have witnessed it. Deuces!     P.S. school maybe tiring but later in life you will appreciate it later in life!

Why Cats And Dogs Should Get Along

It is a beautiful summer day.The sun is shining. And the sprinklers are on. Nothing can ruin the day like a dog chasing a cat to its death.Here are reasons why cats and dogs should live in harmony. Number 1: Cats and dogs are both animals and they are both on Mother Earth. So why hate your own someone you are exactly like?! Number 2: Cats did not do anything to deserve this this kind of cruelty!! They just do their own thing so why can't the dogs do the same?! And last but not least Number 3: You are both the same size and the same way Adam made you. So you should not be hasing each other because you make Earth sad!!!!