How I Started My Sunday Morning

My mom is what I call Godzilla.This morning my mom,dad and I were all getting ready for church. My hair is ALWAYS in a ponytail, so I decided to do pigtails. When my mom looked at me, she looked at me as if I were Micheal Jackson's child. She said "You look like a punk rooster." I went to my dad and asked him "Daddy? Do I look like a punk rooster? He said "What did your mother say?" She said I looked like a punk rooster." "Then you look like a punk rooster." As I was walking away I said "You have low self-esteem." So he said "What did you say?" I turned around and said "I said you looked like a punk rooster." This time with attitude. He took off his belt and said "Don't say that to me." I said "Too late." Then my mom took off her shoe and said "Don't make me beat you." I said "Listen Violet. Don't trip on me. I know you just turned 37 but you don't have to act like an angry a** woman." So I picked up the cat and said "Beat me, and this cat goes straight toward your wrinkly, saggy face." She said "Go to your room." I said "no" So she hit me with the shoe on my face. So as promised, I threw the cat. Now we are both bloody. If you get me mad, you should have just told me you wanted to be killed. Bye!

Why I'm Not Happy No More

AYO!! It's Abbey. I will be real quick because my mom needs the desktop. I am sad because it looks like my job means that I stay outside with my dog for an hour in the cold. I am so unluckt to have this dog.

Tyra And Her ACTUAL Hair

I was at my mom's workplace this evening when I saw that The Tyra Show was on. I used to watch Tyra but I did not like her because she kept on asking personal questions. But I wanted to watch her this time because she said that she was going to show her real hair. When I saw her actual hair, I was shocked. Take two unsharpened pencils. Break one in half. Now put the half one and the other full one. That is how short her hair looked on camera. If I was to ask her about her hair, my first question would be "How are you able to wash that short hair of yours?" Not only will she be embarrassed, she would also know how all those other people felt when she was asking them personal info on their life. This blog is getting too long. Bye

Why I'm So Happy

Eeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very happy. I have my first job and im only eleven year old. It is a dog walking job. My parents gave me the job. I will get paid $3.00 an hour. I know it is not the best profit, but if I get paid 3.00 a day and there is 7 days in a week, I will have $21.00 each week. Good enough for me!

Reasons Why Schools Should NOT Have Dress Codes

In the past 3-4 years in my life, I have gotten tired of hearing "Why aren't you in your uniform?" My answer always "Because they are cheap,ugly,and does not allow us to express our creativity." Here are a few reasons why I go against school dress codes. 1.They do not allow you to express what you have inside. 2.Sometimes, school uniforms do not come in your size. 3.They look too "stuck up". 4.You can sometimes save money on regular clothes than school clothes. PEACE OUT!!!                                                                                                

The Dog NOT To Get

My dog is a monster. He only protects my mom. But me he just leaves alone. We got him from my aunt but now I want to take him back. He bit me on my thumb and my leg. So never get a mixed poodle. They are mean. No matter how sweet they look, they use that to trick you. You can get any other kind of dog except for a mixed poodle and a pitbull. I think the best dog to get is a pomerian, labrador, german shepard or any other kind. Do not get a mixed poodle!!!!!! He is a stupid mutt!!!!!!!!!

Why All Schools Are One

My school is divided into three academies: Tech, Law, and Ocean. The reason why most schools are joined in ONE academy is to prevent bickering. Everyone is saying that Tech is better. Law is saying their better and Ocean is doing the same thing. Today there was a fight about academies. It was Tech and Ocean fighting. Law was just yelling. So if someone walks up to you and ask which academy is better, just look at their shirt. Ocean= blue, Tech= white, and Law= yellow. Do not get invloved!

What The 269 Bus Is Like

I take a school bus to and from school. But it can get CRAZY. I like the morning bus ride since our bus driver does not give a s*** what we doing. We can be smoking and drinking and he will still be driving. In the morning, everyone is- cookoo. The only reason why we jump up on the seats, make noise and act like mad people is to get our energy up. But in the afternoon, our bus driver is like a German Shepard, he can sniff you if you do something bad. But on our minds, we don't give two s*** about what he thinks. It is middle school. GET CRAZY!!!