Things I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey. It Abigail!!! OK, I have a lot of things that I love so here they are:

MUSIC!!!!! I love music. I even listen to music in my sleep,in my shower,during homework,etc. My fave genre of music is Hip Hop and R&B.

Lobster:  I ADORE lobster! I love to eat it whenever I'm going out. I go to this really expensive (whoever is with me pays. No money = no happiness) diner. The waaiter never has to give me a menu. I just say "The regular."
 
Romance Novels: My mom never allows me to read those because she thinks I'm not ready to read them. I read them anyway and I am all over that book. My faves are "Rainbow's End" by Irene Hannon and "A McKaslin Homecoming" by Jillian Hart.

So that is pretty much all of it! Night-Night!!

Major Earthquake May Hit NYC!!!!

This morning, I woke up and went through my daily morning routine. But when I went downstairs to get my daily newspaper, the head lines said:

Quake In NYC?
Scientists: We are overdue for big shake

All my life, I have never experienced an earthquake, tornado, tsunami, or a hurricane. All we can do now is pray to God for protection. God Bless.

All About Weather

It is  really hot day in the morning. But when you come home, it is freezing cold. This is caused by cold and warm fronts.

What My Average Life Is Like

I have an abnormal life. First, I got to school (normal),get yelled at (normal),then I come home to be greeted by a hungry cat, a dog that needs to "water the plants", and my parents having a fight over wrestling show or ballet. Then while I try to read a book, my neighbor crows on top of a roof (TRUE!!!!) wearing a shirt and boxers. I feel sorry for his wife. Last, when I try to sleep, I keep dreaming of red birds. So..... my life is NOT normal. Adios!!!

I Am Grossed Out!!!!!!!!

I am grossed out to my hair roots! I just saw the pictures of Emmet Till's dead body and I SHRIEKED!!!!! It was so gross I cant even describe it. Just please do not search for the body. You WILL have nightmares.

If You Are...

If you are lost
I will be your guide
If you are sick
I will be your medicine
If you are sad
I will be your happiness
If you are rain
I will be your sun
If you are faithful
I will be yours forever

How I Amused Myself While Babysitting

Hey. I am babysitting right now. Babysitting can be very dull and hard, especially triplets. This is how I amused myself while babysitting: I took a bottle of Gerber and pretended to eat it. The triplets were mad as hell. They started to make a tower to get it away from me. One baby lie flat on the crib while the other stood on top of him. These babies had mad strong backs! Then the other one stood on the baby's shoulder and started to try and grab the Gerber from me. It was funny because the baby on the bottom sneezed and the tower fell like a burning building. So I kept doing that until the parents got home. She was laughing to see her three babies lieing on top of each other. I cracked up while I was leaving. Now I get paid double for cleaning the house too.

Words That Describe My Dad

Yo, It's Abbey here. I was having such a pleasent Saturday when my dad wakes up. He gets mad at me for every little thing. He yelled at me for warming a towel in the microwave! So here is a list that describes my dad:

Obnoxius
Overproctective
A pushover (that means that he has low self essteem)
Mean
Crazy
Fat
Ugly
Bully
Scary
Bad influence for kids

That is it. Here is his face in my eyes:

5 Little Pussy Cats

5 little pussy cats playing by the door
One ran inside
And then there were four

Four little pussy cats underneath a tree
One heard a dog bark
Then there were three

Three little pussy cats thinking what to do
One saw a bird
Then there were two

Two little pussy cats sitting in the sun
One ran to catch his tail
Then there was one

One little pussy cat looking for some fun
He saw a butterfly
Then there were none

Missing You

When friends are forced to be apart from each other for whatever length of time
It will be a difficult period for the two of them
They will be forced to go through their normal routines
Apart from each other
Each one will miss
The qualities the other contributed to the friendship
There is a saying that says
"Absence make the heart grow fonder"
This may be an oppurtunity
For them to realize
How important each one is to the other life
They will miss each other

And long for when the can be together again

Goodbye: A Sad Friend Poem

The hardest part of any friendship is when it is time to say goodbye
As much as we would like things to stay the same
Change is an inevitable part of life
The universe may seem huge
And the rift of of friends on the oppisite side may seem a great distance
There are many tools availibe in which we can communicate
But even without these tools
There is a secret only real friends know
And it is this
All the mountains and valleys in the world
Cannot seperate friends whose heart is one


This poem was dedicated to my friend Kalia who I hardly ever see

And my friend Luna who might be moving

A Poem I Made

I  like to express my feelings for people in different ways. Today, I will show my feelings for my friends in a poem form:

You had been there for me through thick and thin
You had been there for me when I was was teased
You had been there for me when I cried
If I were to lose  you for my life, I would not be able to live at all
You are the reason I have faith in myself
You are the reason I believe in hope

Thank you for being a good friend

The Truth About Coffee And The Effects On Teens

Every time I go to school, it is very rare to see my math or humanities teacher without a Dunkin Donuts coffee,Coolata,or any beverage from Dunkin Donuts. I am in junior high,where almost everyone LIKES coffee. My friend says that coffee(even decaf) can make you have a heart attack,turn your internal organs black,or have a heart attack. My friend is like the only girl in school that protests against coffee.I looked it up to prove my point that coffee is not bad for you. I was right and wrong. I was right because they said that if you drink more than 8 onces of coffee it is bad. I only drink one cup in the morning.But I was wrong because coffee actually is a drug is you have too much of it. From now on, I'm watching my calories.That picture above, that was my face when I heard the bad part of coffee!

How My New Year's Day Felt (in poem form)

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No semse of smell
I look like hell
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years has come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

THE FUNNIEST CAT POEM EVER

Oh human, my human, I love you so much!
You give me my catnip, my toys and such
You lend me your lap and brush me each day
You lie on the floor, with me you play
You keep my bowl brimming with nice yummy food
And fill my heart with such gratitude
So to show you all that you do,
I'll barf up a furball right in your shoe!

BOYS, JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!!!!!

When I was ten years old, I was dating this guy named Jacob. My friend (not saying names) went totally cukoo when I told her what he looks like. We broke up 2 months later. But he sent me an email saying he still got "feelings" for me. He was moving so I wanted to say goodbye to him. When I meet him, he is making out with this girl that shaved her head into a mohawk and had 5 inch eyelashes. Talk about tacky. When he saw me he tried to explain but I got kicked in a place that will remain unnmaed. He called me (I got to change my number!) and tried to explain but I hung up. He stalked me home, got slapped. Followed me to school,got kicked, Follow me on twitter, I call cops..... Too bad because he was underage and had a lawyer. So..... Peace!

My Funny Result

I just took a "Do I Have An Anger Problem?" quiz and this is what the result said: "You are too happy. So happy that it pisses me off.I could feel the happiness through the computer.I want to strangle you right now! Wait... do you even know what anger is????" That was my EXACT result. I should know because this is a new tab. Bye,Peace,Deuces,Adios,Arravua,TTYL(the list is endless)

About My Anger Temperment

I am an eleven year old girl. I know I look like I'm nice,sweet and huggable but trust me, if you ask my friends about my anger temperament, it will blow you away. I once got o mad that I cooked a sausage. I know it sounds crazy but I have. My baby cousin was "testing" my anger with her bread,sausage,cheese, and whatever was around her. She thought of my anger as her personal stove. Do I look like I have numbers around my face, or a pot on my head with rice?.... didn't think so. I was mad at this boy this morning because he told the teacher that I printed out my break homework. She failed for the third quarter. I broke a pen (is not hard is you have rasta in blood),door,table, and other hard things. I felt sorry for my friend because she was the one closest to me and I had to let out my anger on her(sad I know). So for your sake, DO NOT GET ME MAD!!!! Bye!