What My Average Life Is Like

I have an abnormal life. First, I got to school (normal),get yelled at (normal),then I come home to be greeted by a hungry cat, a dog that needs to "water the plants", and my parents having a fight over wrestling show or ballet. Then while I try to read a book, my neighbor crows on top of a roof (TRUE!!!!) wearing a shirt and boxers. I feel sorry for his wife. Last, when I try to sleep, I keep dreaming of red birds. So..... my life is NOT normal. Adios!!!