Fun Things To Do When Home Alone

You are at home by yourself and you want something to  do? Read on, humans!

1.Make a stink bomb and throw it in your neighbor's backyard.
2.Go on YouTube ad type in "try to watch this without laughing" and click on any video.
3.Go for a walk. Don't forget your house keys!
4.Jump on your bed. If your bed is already jacked up, jump on your parent's bed or on the couch!
5.Watch music videos.
6.Cook. Don't burn down your house!
7.Rip up paper and throw the trash on your neighbor's lawn.
8.Take a long shower and sing your favorite song out loud!!

Bye. Here is a cool photo for you.

My Cousins Will Do It Differently

My Jamaican cousins are not normal. Whatever normal kids do, they do it the total opposite. For example:

Eat spaghetti  by twirling the fork
My cousins will use two of those clamping thingys used for barbeques and pick it up and place it in their mouths.
Sleep in a bed with a pillow and cover
My cousins will sleep in the dog bed using the dog as their cover (i have a german shepard and a golden retreiver)
Brush your teeth with toothbrush and toothpaste
They use their dutty fingers and baking soda
Play video games
They shoot paintballs at the sky and see where it lands

Bye Bye

How To Get Amazingly Soft Skin (FOR GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I can't count the number of times I hugged one of my friends or family without them asking "How do you get such soft skin?" I can even time when the question is coming. So I am sharing all of my secrets to the public (or a small group of kids). Enjoy!!!

SKIN

1. Add sugar in your shower. One of the ways I acheive soft skin is massaging sugar and olive oil  unto my skin in circular motions, followed by a thick moisturizer. Sugar help sluff off dead skin cells and olive oil adds softness.

2.Baby oil wasn't made for only babies. Although everyone knows that oil and water does not mix, I massage baby oil all over my body. When I am done with that, I add a second coating to get all the moisture.

3.Squeeze the crap out of your moisturizing bottle. I always pat myself dry until I am damp. I either moisturizer or baby oil. Sometimes both! Then after that, apply a second coating.

4. Apply body mist.

You will be smelling better than a newborn baby!

Enjoy!